Expecto Patronum.

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

hippies-like-us:

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..

goldenxpvssy:

goals

fuckyeahraimispiderman:

Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

claphne:

child

why u scream

babebraham:

go on

babebraham:

go on

pussypussymarijuanaxd:

get out of me guitaa

  • Future Child:

    Dad, I think I'm in love.

  • Me:

    Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".

  • Future Child:

    Dad how is that even relevant

  • Me:

    Do he got the booty my child.

  • Future Child:

    ...what

  • Me:

    Child. Do he got da booty.

  • Future Child:

    *sighs heavily* He doooooo.

  • Me:

    Then I ship it, my child.